How can I best help my friend to find a man? She seems to be having little success by herself, despite having?

I have a rather shy friend who is single, and he would love a slut I am certain, he has never been seen with a girlfriend in the twenty years I've known him, so any opportunity he got for a snuggle with a slut might be welcome, and would be a good catch for any willing slut, as long as she worked for it she doesn't have to be very bright at all. ;)